आपके लिए एसएमएस .............

The Law says "if u can't convince them then at least confuse them" Do you knw which law it is? tis is "law of Answering in exams."
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2 times on lips, 2 times on cheeks, 1 time on forehead, 2 times on eyes, must use cold cream, HAPPY WINTER SEASON
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What S.T.U.D.Y? S=Sitting T=Talking U=unlimited D=Dreaming Y=Yawning, So STUDY well Oh god I have to STUDY more!
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When u have done something worng N ur in trouble ....go to ur parents for sound advice. You'll get ...99% sound and 1% advice!
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Teacher:Which is the oldest animal in the world? Banta:"ZEEBRA" Teacher:Shocked,how? Banta:because its still "black and white"
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Coutomer:hi,I can't print .every time I try ,it say 'can't find printer'.i even lifted the printer and placed on moniter..:-)
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Shakespeare's version of love! "There will b no reason for love ! if there is a reason ,then it will not b love"
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IMP msg 2day is THAMAS ADISION Bday so pls send wished 2 al TUBE LIGHTS.. NW i already sent to 1 tube light and done my job ,U continue
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Wat is the similarity bet//w bill gates and me? Don't knw? He never comes to my house And i never go to his house EGO PROBLEM YOU KNW..?
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Q:What is the height of flirting? A:When ur love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN"
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The smell of a woman should stay with u.The smell of a man should come to u as you go to him & leave u with only a memory,not a headache.--

janamdin ka sms........

Hum aapke janamdin par dete hain yeh dua
Hum aur tum milkar, honge kabhi na juda
Jivan bhar sath denge apna he ye vaada
Tuj par apni jaan bhi denge, apna he ye irada...
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Dua hai Ki Kaamyabi ke har shikhar pe
aap hee ka naam hoga,
aapke har kadam par
duniya ka salaam hoga.
Himmat se mushkilon ka saamna karna
hamari dua hai ki waqt bhi ek din
aapka gulam hoga...
Happy Birthday!!
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Ugta hua Suraj dua de aapko,
Khilta hua phool khushbu de aapko,
hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi hai,
dene wala hazaar khushiyan de aapko!
HAPPY BIRTH DAY
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Phulon ne amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Taaron ne Gagan se salam bheja hai,
Khushiyon bhari ho jindgi aapki,
tahe Dil se humne ye Paigam bheja hai.
*Happy Birth Day*
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Phool khilte rahein zindgi ki raah mein
hassi chamakti rahe aapki nigaah mein
kadam kadam par mile khushi ki bahar aapko
Dil deta hai yehi dua baar-baar aapko
HAPPY BIRTH DAY
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Muskan aapke Honto se kahi jaye nahi,
aansu aapke palko pe kabhi aaye nahi,
pura ho aapka hur khwab,
aur jo pura na ho wo khwab kabhi aaye nahi.
*Happy Birth Day*
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Tamnnaon se bhari ho jindgi,
Kwahisho se bhara ho har pal,
Daaman bhi chhota lagne lage,
Itani khushiya de aapko aane wala kal !!
Happy Birth Day

A Gud Friend......

(A) ccepts you as you are
(B) elieves in "you"
(C) alls you just to say "HI"
(D) oesn't give up on you
(E) nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts)
(F) orgives your mistakes
(G) ives unconditionally
(H) elps you
(I) nvites you over
(J) ust "be" with you
(K) eeps you close at heart
(L) oves you for who you are
(M) akes a difference in your life
(N) ever Judges
(O) ffers support
(P) icks you up
(Q) uiets your fears
(R) aises your spirits
(S) ays nice things about you
(T) ells you the truth when you need to hear it
(U) nderstands you
(V) alues you
(W) alks beside you
(X) -plains thing you don't understand
(Y) ells when you won't listen and
(Z) aps you back to reality
Ur my gud frend naaa

yadgar sms.....

दूरियों से फर्क पड़ता नहीं है.
बात तो दिलो की नजदीकियों से होती है.
दोस्ती तो कुछ खास आप जैसो से ही है,
वर्ना मुलाक़ात ना जाने कितनो से होती है.
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कभी पतझड़ में बहार आती है
कभी बहार में भी फूल नहीं खिलते
किसी की लाश पर बनता है ताजमहल
किसी की लाश को कफ़न तक नहीं मिलते
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आप लोगो से दूरी का एहसास जब सताने लगा,
आज़ादी का हर लम्हा याद आने लगा
जब भी आप लोगो को भूलने की कोशिश की,
ऐ दोस्तों आप दिल के और पास आने लगे ..
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आप लोगो को भूल जाऊ उम्र गुजरने की बात है,
आप लोगो को ना हो यकीं यह और बात है,
जब तक रहेगी सास तब तक रहोंगे याद,
यह सास टूट जाए तो और बात है…